3.22.2008 Fat ![]() Okay, no time for pleasantries, this is an emergency. Earlier today, I was flipping through the folder containing a myriad of my pictures when I stumbled across the one above. Needless to say, I was shocked. Still am, actually. For once in my life, I actually look FAT. This is disaster! This cannot be overlooked! This is worse than apocalypse! So I took it upon myself and decided that extreme measure needs to be taken. I swear on my Jimmy Choo, I'll lose 10 pounds by the end of next week. And someone please shut S up, she keeps calling me "Fatty" and I am not amused. |
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